harmful/software/javascript.md

   1 # JavaScript and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
   2
   3 OR: Manmade virus infecting the world.
   4
   5 JavaScript is a programming language often used on websites. To create
   6 dynamic content on client end. Some dudes thought that extracting the
   7 V8 (chromium javascript interpreter) and making it a executable file
   8 to run javascript outside the browser was a good idea and now we're
   9 doomed.
  10
  11 JavaScript is not only stupid (javascript returns true when) ```true +
  12 true === 2``` Which means that true is literally ```#define true 1```
  13
  14 At the end that doesn't matters. Because it's a useless fact to be
  15 honest. It only shows how bad designed the shit is. But the pain starts
  16 when you actually use that programming language.
  17
  18 ## Developers idiocy
  19
  20 First of all the language is slow as fuck. And websites are BLOATED of
  21 JavaScript nowadays. Adding ***USELESS*** function i'd never like to
  22 use, or functions I already disabled on my browser. Such as smooth
  23 scrolling. I hate smooth scrolling. But some websites force me to use
  24 it because JavaScript.
  25
  26 Not to mention the fucking thing runs like shit because developers
  27 don't really know how to write this abyss programming language. For
  28 example, In a good browser (pale moon), Javascript runs like shit
  29 (IT'S A FEATURE). No I mean, literally, Tweetdeck runs 100 times
  30 better than fucking regular twitter.com.
  31
  32 And remember, if you use a good browser (pale moon), which has slow
  33 javascript interpretation, haha! good luck browsing the web with
  34 javascript enabled! it will be fucking impossible
  35
  36 ## Idiocy examples
  37
  38 ~~~
  39
  40 <true + true === 2
  41 >true
  42 <true == "1"
  43 >true
  44 <false == 0
  45 >true
  46 <false == "0"
  47 >true
  48
  49 <'0' == 0
  50 >true
  51
  52 <'\t' == 0
  53 >true
  54 <[] == 0
  55 >true
  56 <'\t' == []
  57 >false
  58
  59 <false == undefined
  60 >false
  61 >false == null
  62 <false
  63
  64 <null == undefined
  65 >true
  66
  67 // I specially like this one
  68
  69 <[]+{}
  70 >"[object Object]"
  71 <{}+[]
  72 >0
  73
  74 ~~~
  75
  76 # Disabling JavaScript
  77
  78 Unless you only use 1.0 websites. Disabling javascript will broke your
  79 internet experience, but will make it way faster. just install
  80 noscript and have fun with your sane browser.
  81
  82 # NodeJS
  83
  84 Node is what happens when you extract the JavaScript interpreter from
  85 chromium and put it on the desktop. This allows the user to execute
  86 .js files on the desktop without a browser. Which is stupid. A web
  87 programming language shouldn't be on desktop. Just on the web. But
  88 thanks to this great idea we've now worse things
  89
  90 (Node isn't even a JavaScript implementation. It is just the V8 engine
  91 outside the Chromium browser. Meaning that node is just a part of
  92 chromium with marketing)
  93
  94 # Syntax
  95 The syntax was written by a gorilla, it uses camelCase, (I don't
  96 like it, but well, i can live with it).
  97
  98 for example, in JS you do `document.getElementById("foobar");` I guess
  99 this is ok, but like I said, this was written by a monkey, becuase
 100 then we have functions: `XMLHttpRequest` <-- What the hell?  Why is
 101 XML capitalized, but Http isn't?  A good language, let's say, C, would
 102 have done it like this: `xml_http_request`; (which is saner)
 103 or `XML_http_request()` if you use the weird OpenSSL functions names lol
 104
 105
 106 # Electron
 107
 108 Electron is what happens when you hire web developers but you gotta
 109 make the program aviable for the desktop. The problem is that
 110 JavaScript can't do graphics (as far as I know, there's no X11 library
 111 for JavaScript, thankfully) So what do they do to use GUIs on
 112 JavaScript? Make every program a mini-chromium browser! So every
 113 program that's running electron is just chromium browser. Which is
 114 truly stupid. And a lazy way to do programming.
 115
 116 Here's what is needed to run a program (Written in a compiled language) in GNU/Linux:
 117
 118 <img src="C.png" width=300>
 119
 120 And this is what is needed to run a program written in electron:
 121
 122 <img src="Electron.png" width=300>
 123
 124 # Links
 125
 126 [JAVASCRIPT WAS A MISTAKE](http://www.bordi.ga/blog_shit/js.html)
 127
 128 ![Tom Araya can't scream like i'm internally screaming
 129 rn](/1592614085502.png)